Thursday, April 05, 2007

One of these things is not like the other.




















These women, all tried out to be Denver Broncos Cheerleaders. (I am not making this up.) Not everyone made it. Can you guess who?

I admire the desire of the woman with the black top and "larger" build and I want:

  1. Whatever drugs she is taking.
  2. To purchase the "magic" mirror she obviously uses, if when she woke up that morning she really thought she looked like all the other women trying out.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Her problem is that she doesn't have a number. "OK, 12, you're in, 32, hell yes, fat chick? No thanks".

Anonymous said...

Its been a while; I'd do her.
GP

Amadeo said...

Makes me think of the Chris Farley/Patrick Swazye Chippendale skit.

EsLocura said...

Jibaro, damn right, someone stole her number.

GP, what a caring guy.

Amadeo, didn't see it but bet it was funny.

Anonymous said...

I've been told that women of my body type are better lovers because of the hips.

I have to agree.

EsLocura said...

uno, dos, tres, I am going to agree with you because "hips don't lie".

heartinsanfrancisco said...

They should have picked her. Maybe she plays linebacker, too.

EsLocura said...

Hearts, always with a positive spin, love that about you.

mist1 said...

I have a magic mirror. I will trade it for a new pair of Jimmy Choos.

EsLocura said...

Damn it Mist, you drive such a hard bargain. Would you consider alternate weeks? have your people, call my people.

Kerry McKibbins said...

she doen't have a mirror in her house.
she needs one.

EsLocura said...

Kerry, yet another possible solution/problem. thanks for stopping by my blog

Anonymous said...

http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1422

The Chris Farley & Patrick Swayze link Amadeo was talking about, a must see Eslo...

EsLocura said...

gp, thanks for doing the research.

 
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