Someone once said
- If you must choose between 2 evils, pick the one you have never tried before.
- There is always one more idiot than you counted on.
- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
- Never, ever take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night.
- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in the garage makes you a car.
- It's easier to tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
- If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
- Never kiss a boy or girl with cooties.
- Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
- To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else, is a great accomplishment.
18 comments:
Filler maybe, but good filler.
Now it all depends on what she really meant by filler... I was thinking she meant a mix of light and heavy "stuff" to fill my head with for the rest of the weekend moreso than stuff to fill the blog.
Of course, I have this tendency to misread things...
If it's sloppy, eat it over the sink.
dagromm, sort of like the salad bar at a buffet, it's good filler.
Kofi,it could have been either put you picked the right one.
austin, more words to live by. thanks for stopping by the asylum.
These are wonderful. I wouldn't argue with any of it.
hearts, muchas gracias.
Love the last one. I'm fonding of saying:
No one can beat me at being me.
I can kiss boys with cooties, and I'll share my secret with you.
(whispers) - Cross your fingers and you'll be safe)
amadeo, Being true to yourself, it's the hardest thing but the most worthy.
Jali, damn, all this time and I never knew that. I love a good secret.
I absofreakinglutely love it! Isn't bullet #4 (laxative) common sense??? That is funny as hell!
tera,you absofreakinglutely crack me up.
The last one is perfect for me to remember. Thanks!
fringes, you are welcome, and remember the cooties one if Q comes over.
if you've tried both evils and enjoyed them both equally go for the one you are least likely to do jail time for. ~unless~ you really need a vacation and just can't afford one at the moment.
heather, I need a vacation but am not sure jail time would do it for me, then again perhaps I just need to find new "evils".
All useful...brilliantly useful.
lee, muchas gracias
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