Someone once said

• If you must choose between 2 evils, pick the one you have never tried before.
• There is always one more idiot than you counted on.
• Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
• Never, ever take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night.
• Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in the garage makes you a car.
• It's easier to tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
• If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
• Never kiss a boy or girl with cooties.
• Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
  
• To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else, is a great accomplishment.