Fashion Sense?

I am not a fashion guru, and I have never played one on T.V. I am sure that there is a thing or 2 I need to learn about fashion but I do know there are some things that are just wrong.

What my fashion sense tells me:

• If you weigh over 200 lbs. you are NOT a size 6, stop trying to pretend you are.
• Unless you have 6 pack abs, shirts that expose your midriff are a definite fashion DON'T.
• Try to age gracefully, dress your age.
• Low rise jeans are great but butt cracks are exclusively for plumbers.
• Pick a season and go with it, you really don't need to wear boots with your bathing suit.
• Trying matching colors or go monochromatic. Some of you really should fear color.
• Not everyone should wear thongs.
• There is a thin line (perhaps even a thick line) between sexy and slutty. A lot of women don't seem to know that or maybe they don't care.
  
• Super long nails are just plain ugly and scary.
• Cracked heels and dry feet, should be hidden at all times.
• There is a difference between being a free spirit and a fashion disaster.
• Not all fashion trends are meant to be worn by all people.

Please feel free to add your own "Fashion Don't".