Friday, October 10, 2008

RIF - Boobs

Grope your breasts ... October is breasts cancer awareness month.

  1. Breast cancer is the most common (excluding skin cancer) cancer among women affecting one in four women.
  2. Breast cancer incidence and death rates generally increase with age. 97 % of of deaths occur in women age 40 or older.
  3. White women have a higher incidence of breast cancer after age forty than African American women. In contrast African American women have a higher incidence rate before age 40 and are more likely to die from breast cancer at any age.
  4. Early detection can save your life.
So my little huckleberries grope your breasts, do it your self, or have someone do it for you. Make a game of it, but do breast self exams every chance you get. Go get a mammogram, do it, schedule it now. Boobs, tits, breasts, bosoms, hooters, jugs, boulders, mammary cannons, melons, twin peaks ... what ever you call 'em take good care of them, your life depends on it. (and don't forget to moisturize)

This has been a public service announcement.

6 comments:

Susan said...

If I say the word "Tits" around my little brother he cringes. "Tits" and "Skillets"...two words he can't stand.

LIT said...

It's really scary the longer you live how many women you know who've been diagnosed with breast cancer and/or those who've died as a result. Good work, Ms Es.

heartinsanfrancisco said...

So buying a half gallon of Breyer's ice cream with the pink ribbon package isn't enough?

Thanks for the always timely reminder, Eslocura.

Besos.

EsLocura said...

susan, tits have their place.

Nor, go and get it done, damn it. : )

Lit, seems like everyone knows someone with breast cancer, scary .

Hearts, buying anything with that pink ribbon helps but yes, you need to look past the ice cream : )

Tera said...

I grope my breasts pretty regularly, thank you :)

NoR, dag-gonnit...you know I had never thought of that...why didn't they give that poor doll some nipples??

EsLocura said...

tera self groping is a wonderful thing

 
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